Style Off: WAGs At Wayne Rooney’s Birthday Party
Manchester’s finest came together last night in the name of drinking and revelry. No, we’re not talking about this.
Wayne Rooney turns another year older today and as any good wife would do, Coleen organised a proper knees up at Wings Chinese restaurant. Several of Wayne’s Man United and England teammates and their WAGs were in attendance, including some of the Man City fellas. A-w-k-w-a-r-d!
As always, these events are about nothing but WAG fashion for us unless someone gets sloshed and strips before falling face first into the cake. Since there’s no indication of that happening (yet), let’s talk about the clothes.
Of course Coleen had her dress custom made by Liverpool designers Philip Armstrong and Tony Burke as one would for such a grand occasion. Maybe we should just talk about the covetous Charlotte Olympia clutch she’s got there, because everything else is making our corneas screech in horror.
The dress looks like something a girl would wear in a Victoria’s Secret ice capades show and those earrings should only be used for an Arabian princess fancy dress look. Soz, Col, but this is just not happening for us.
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Joe Hart and girlfriend Kim Crew were there to help celebrate. Think Joe smiled smugly and sexily throughout the night given his team’s earlier triumph? Most likely.
Kim wore an Isabel Marant dress adorned with white lace and fringe and black accessories. We love us a LWD (little white dress) and this one is different enough without being insane or offensive. We’re glad someone was there to continue the love affair with Marant. It’s not a WAG event without her.
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The Crouches put on their best black evening wear and made an appearance as well. Abbey wore this sexerific Dolce & Gabbana lace and satin bustier dress with some hotter than hot Louboutin leopard heels. Obviously this recent new Mum is going to look smouldering in whatever she wears, but we’re sick of seeing her in black. Call us, Abbey. Colour is your friend. We can help.
Kim is the clear winner here for us, but we’re generally underwhelmed. Thoughts? Concerns? Tell us.
