Thnx @esanchez6 for the tip!
Remember that time, way back when, where we charted Skankocity’s course? That was loads of laughs, right?
Well, there’s finally something better. One that didn’t require us lifting a fancy finger to create.
In honour of Carlos Bocanegra’s 100th cap with the USMNT – which he earned last night versus Slovenia – US Soccer has put us and our charts to shame with their aptly-titled Bocagraphic.
Sure it’s got tons of distracting words in all caps mixed with flashy colours, but you need to rise above that, Kickettes, and appreciate this for what it is: 2.5MB of downloadable Boca Burger art.
Have fun clicking/zooming/screen-grabbing the ‘Goals by Body Part’ section, limb by limb. We sure as hell did.